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FAQ: What is the union’s stance on clowns?

Clowns. Hrm.

Those bastards are the scabs of the novelty costume industry. Clown College? Ha! They’re a bunch of elitists in face paint. Where’s the character? It’s all rainbow wigs and rubber noses. They expect your applause, but the only thing a clown really deserves is a kick in the teeth.

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