We don’t know who this guy is, but unlike most scabs we encounter, we’re offering him a job, not a beating! He’d be a perfect spokeman for that new sausage joint in downtown River City.

Thanks again to Cracked.com for pointing us in the right direction.

On November 7th, you will believe a Scotsman can fly…

…out a window while locked in mortal combat with an Elvis impersonator.

Yeah, this shit’s gonna win us some Eisners.