The Union of Novelty Costumed Performers is putting out an advisory to all Pennsylvania residents to be on the lookout for this band of deranged penis mascots. They are NOT members of the Union and should be treated with extreme prejudice.

Speaking of “extreme prejudice,” here is one more reason to hate clowns with a righteous fury: http://nakedclowncalendar.com/bio.html

Oh, and you’re probably wondering what the hell is going on with the D18 TPB. Word on that soon enough. Be patient. In the meantime, go bludgeon a clown.

So this chick in Ohio wearing a cow costume was arrested for chasing kids, blocking traffic, and “allegedly” peeing on someone’s porch…

Here’s the thing… if the broad had joined the Union, she could’ve chased all the kids she wanted, and a Union rep could’ve helped defend against any alleged urinating — happens more often than you’d thing. Being a scab just doesn’t pay.